Feb 10th 10 @ 1:01 am

  • 06:33 @thatrunnerchick Vertrouw niet een vrouw die doet alles uit behalve haar hoed. #
  • 11:22 One of you domestic type women should make me a nice "Cubicle sweet cubicle" cross stitch. #
  • 19:32 Pretty awesome that I have to go to work regardless of conditions tomorrow. Totally psyched. #
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Feb 5th 10 @ 1:06 am


  • 09:48 Should I regrow my beard? #

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Feb 1st 10 @ 1:04 am


  • 11:03 You may be right about mispriced grocery items but you will always be wrong to bring it up. #

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Jan 29th 10 @ 1:03 am

  • 11:45 Remember, my friend, that a real fisherman throws the little fish back into the water. - Milan Kundera #
  • 16:30 I missed out on the bag of crap. Damnit. #
  • 16:41 I lied, I got a bag of crap. I AM FULL OF WIN. #
  • 21:13 I just wrecked dinner and dessert. Fantastic. #
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Jan 28th 10 @ 1:13 am

  • 10:59 Urinal selection protocol has been broken! Maximum urinal spacing was not observed! #
  • 14:30 Figures, all the fanboys don't seem terribly impressed but this is the first offering from Apple that might tempt me. #
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Jan 27th 10 @ 1:04 am


  • 18:58 Becca come outside I put your # in my phone wrong. #

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Jan 2nd 10 @ 1:05 am


  • 21:49 Playing some Rhode Island trivia. #

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Dec 31st 09 @ 1:05 am

  • 11:17 Now there are TWO people who cause my pidgin install at work to crash. Awesome. #
  • 15:14 why didnt anyone tell me it is dont use your turn signal day? #
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Dec 30th 09 @ 1:05 am

  • 10:42 Columnar data without the ability to resort on the column of my choice makes me angry. #
  • 11:40 I email myself things to save them. Minutes later when I see I have no mail there is a 20% chance I'll forget I sent it and get excited. #
  • 11:41 I email myself things to save them. Minutes later when I see I have new mail there is a 20% chance I'll forget I sent it and get excited. #
  • 11:45 1. I don't want to work in the video game industry. 2. I ALREADY have a CS degree. STOP EMAILING ME ABOUT IT. #
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Dec 29th 09 @ 1:06 am

  • 09:47 Thanks for the email about G-d answering my money prayers but I think He got the wrong person. Mine are about the lotto, not a $700 loan. #
  • 17:17 @cachanchan how about you come back to Rhode Island and get another dose of a real winter. #
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Dec 24th 09 @ 1:00 am


  • 18:38 The foley artist for the phantom menace must be deaf. And the writer dumb. #

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Dec 23rd 09 @ 1:00 am


  • 14:40 By God I will stand here until 5 if they let me! #

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Dec 22nd 09 @ 1:00 am

  • 07:25 One of the requisites of sanity is to disagree with the majority of the British public. - Oscar Wilde #
  • 07:27 I thought I was being a rebel by dressing casual for work today but there was an email in my inbox granting me permission to do so. Rats. #
  • 10:34 Does anyone need 18 black milk crates? They are soon going to be useless to me. #
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Dec 19th 09 @ 1:04 am


  • 14:04 And Christmas shopping is done. Now to buy shit for me! #

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Dec 18th 09 @ 1:04 am


  • 07:39 You wish your cube was festooned with blinking musical Christmas bells. And adorned with mistletoe. #

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Dec 17th 09 @ 1:05 am

  • 06:15 Why don't iphone people go idle on AIM? Someone needs to fix that or I'm going to start IMing you at 6 am. #
  • 07:18 I have had my yahoo address for 11 years 10 months and 29 days. #
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Dec 16th 09 @ 1:06 am

  • 09:38 Are you crazy Yahoo? A Coach bag giveaway isn't spam - it's a godsend! #
  • 10:08 Who amongst you in the RI area has a digital SLR? I require a picture taken of my glorious self. #
  • 10:51 conormaguire@yahoo.com if you want a christmas card. #
  • 11:00 @happyskrappy Because it would be a pain in the ass to change everything to point to my gmail and I don't see any benefit for doing so. #
  • 14:03 There is now mistletoe hanging up next to my desk. Tomorrow I'll scatter 3 more sprigs in the building. SEXUAL HARASSMENT BEGIN! #
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Dec 15th 09 @ 1:04 am

  • 06:57 Spring is my favorite month not because I actually like spring but because I really hate winter. #
  • 08:38 Having to wake up before the sun has stirred is an unnatural and terrible state of affairs and I blame my last update's failure on this. #
  • 08:55 Now the other string of lights burned out? Screw you Philips! Your Christmas lights have a 100%* fail rate after 1 hour! *Sample size of 2. #
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Dec 13th 09 @ 1:02 am

  • 19:51 A man who has his hands cut off can help his side by keeping his position and shouting. #
  • 21:28 I was somehow tricked up to Harvard Square. #
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Dec 11th 09 @ 1:00 am

  • 09:06 Okay so Fuck Christmas lights with a capital F. I just bought these bloody things and they're already all out. Fuses are worse than women. #
  • 13:48 The afternoon dip is the worst. #
  • 13:53 @computersnacks The fall in energy levels after lunch. Usually hits around 1 or 2 for me. #
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